1. guy.tumblr.com
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    jennbrew:

    guy:

    who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

    BUTT ORDOR? 

    (Source: guy)

     

  2. "I like my body when it is with your body."
    — E.E. Cummings (via frostnymph)

    (Source: quote-book, via frostnymph)

     

  3. singlernom:

    when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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    (Source: taggedwhat, via jennbrew)

     
  4. owlturdcomix:

    But you can’t hide.

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  5. tried to cure my insomnia with a bit of bach but goddamnit, these arrangements are way too exciting

     

  6. runforfreetherapy:

    OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

    SECRET image

    FREAKIN’

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    ROOMS

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    LIKE

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    PEOPLE

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    BUILD ROOMS

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    WITHIN ROOMS

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    BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

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    THAT’S RIGHT

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    THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

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    HONESTLY THOUGH

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    YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

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    OR YOU’RE WRONG

    (via kishona)

     
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  8. decided to be environmentally friendly through cutting my rinsing time with shampoo in half. it’s been twenty minutes since my shower and my eyes are still as red as satan’s fiery butthole.

     
  9. goldenclitoris:

    girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

    (Source: tw0deadboys, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. (Source: goldenclitoris, via thefrogman)