1. Too much chocolate, never enough honey nougat.

     

  2. 693

    you try, you try
    but you’ll never make it happen,
    you’ve been caught up in a pattern
    of making good things turn to rot,
    you had a plan, but you forgot.

    you bound to a checkpoint that’s always out of reach,
    signals from your mind conflict movements from your feet,
    you thought you had blessings but stupid had it wrong,
    now here you are, look at your life, see what you’ve become.

    you die, you die
    cos the shell that you inhabit
    is addicted to the habit
    of making good times never set,
    you have your friends, but they forget.

    you cry, you cry
    cos the lessons never sink in,
    you’re a drunk and you’re a has-been.
    choke on tears and gag on snot,
    you had a plan, but you forgot.

     
  3. guy.tumblr.com
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    jennbrew:

    guy:

    who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

    BUTT ORDOR? 

    (Source: guy)

     

  4. "I like my body when it is with your body."
    — E.E. Cummings (via frostnymph)

    (Source: quote-book, via frostnymph)

     

  5. singlernom:

    when you text somebody for the first time and their texting style is completely different from yours 

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    (Source: joggingstyles, via jennbrew)

     
  6. owlturdcomix:

    But you can’t hide.

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  7. tried to cure my insomnia with a bit of bach but goddamnit, these arrangements are way too exciting

     

  8. runforfreetherapy:

    OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE. 

    SECRET image

    FREAKIN’

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    ROOMS

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    LIKE

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    PEOPLE

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    BUILD ROOMS

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    WITHIN ROOMS

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    BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME

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    THAT’S RIGHT

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    THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS

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    HONESTLY THOUGH

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    YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS

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    OR YOU’RE WRONG

    (via kishona)

     
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  10. decided to be environmentally friendly through cutting my rinsing time with shampoo in half. it’s been twenty minutes since my shower and my eyes are still as red as satan’s fiery butthole.