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Johnny Carson is a real live wire

yo! my name's james, i'm seventeen, single and from perth, western australia.
i once wagged a day of school to find the perfect sequence of a mixtape. i love wearing socks in bed, even in summer. my second favourite beach boys album is 'love you'. i fear that shit i purchase will soon become obsolete to a point where i don't buy anything, my goal in life is to invent a replenishing spoonful of nutella so i do not have to trek to the pantry every time i'm wanting to snack on it. (i.e. all the time.)

dtf

xo bebz

toke-dont-choke:

yes

mary-patterson:

thecometreturns:

hbic-philly:

Roger!!!! ROGER ROGER ROGER!!!! You do this to me!

Tehehe..I do

Oh Christ

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I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

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90s90s90s:

Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana

I dont understand but thats homophobic

You don’t understand because you’re not supposed to understand hahaha - I was being facetious.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with homosexuality whatsoever. I reblogged that image because of the sheer ridiculousness of someone touting that marijuana, a substance less potent than alcohol, could have the power to change one’s chemistry to the extent that they may have a different sexual orientation after consuming it.

Do you believe that being gay is as negative as the effects of meth?

Only on Wednesdays.

Class is too quiet
Stomach:	Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people

jemimaaslana:

kieradoe:

soundlyawake:

Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

This makes too much sense.

LOL, YES!

Hehehehe

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